Coldplay - I use to rule the world !
Fullstendig uten hemninger ! Broren til TRYM. Puster på innpust på alle Photos !! Livredd kamera men elsker scenen !
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind? I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend
A MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing, drinking, and golfing. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Noen får den forfra, noen får den bakfra, noen får den liggende, noen får den stående, noen får den hjemme, noen får den på byen, men alle blir glade når de får en God Klem!!
En trippende CC innom profilen din parkere, med ett mål-denne GB måtte ho jo markere;) Ho glodde på denna profilen og gaulte: Men i alle daga - Dra mæ i flætta! Denne banditten fortjene en klem, men sir ikke kor æ markerte og skvætta ;P
Hallaisen NoComments!!! Kos å få brodern til trym inn her da;) Om du er bare halvparten av ham så er du nok super;) Lousy bilde av deg da...få inn et bedre så jeg får ta deg i skue...hehehehe